With all the tension and stress in life, the last thing you need is more stress when fishing for bass.
Whether you’re tournament fishing, chasing that big hawg, or just fishing for bass with friends and
you have competition among the few of you who fish together, then maybe it’s time for a break.
What kind of rest do you ask for? A break from the stress of bass fishing! A laugh break! If they
Say that laughter is the best medicine and if you are tense every day, you might discover something truer.
statement has never been uttered.
If bass fishing is no longer relaxing or fun, then step back for a while.
and have a cup of coffee and start reading. What are you going to read, why fishing tales, sea bass
fishing jokes and how about a free bass fishing ebook that is hilarious?
Here’s just an outtake from the ebook I’m talking about:
Have you ever tried to catch those little minnows that are running all over the place? Is
it’s not easy right? I mean, even with a cast net on a whole pack of them, I still
don’t get many for the effort. Well you’re in luck, I’ve made a plan that
It makes it much easier.
Here’s what to do… First, bring your wife along for moral support. That’s a
main step in this technique. Second, go to your local bait shop and get a 10 foot bait.
clean plaster.
Ok, now the technique itself. Get out in your boat and find some minnows in
top swimming. You will know that there are millions of them below the surface. So
take your boat and start going around in circles, this will bring them together in a
smaller meeting. Keep going around in circles for maybe half an hour leaving
the group goes into a smaller circle each revolution.
Now, once you’re in a circle, give your wife the cast net. you take a room
stick of dynamite and light it up but make sure you have your wife with the catch net and
ready in advance. The next step is crucial in time. The second the dynamite
lights up and jumps into the water have your wife spread the cast net and jump in
the water with it and pick up as many minnows as you can immediately. This is very
important because if the minnows are too surprised and come to
to the bottom, then your wife may not be able to hold her breath that long to go all
the path to the bottom where the minnows are.
Trust me, I’m speaking from experience, last week we had to call the
emergency squad for her because she came floating back to the top and can you
believe it, she didn’t have a damn minnow in that cast net when she finally
surfaced I guess the paramedics couldn’t believe it either because I heard them say
“You’re not going to go back and do that again, I guess?” I have to agree with them, I
means they couldn’t believe it either she came back without a minnow in that
net.
You do have to show some sympathy for her though, so here’s what I do. She
he usually comes out crying and covering his ears. So, I put my hands over my ears.
too and throws water in my face so that when it comes to the surface it thinks it hurts
and crying too. Then she’ll start screaming and I’ll just point my ears and say
“I can’t hear you honey.” Make sure you have some kind of painful look
your face as I assure you it will when it gets up. I got him some ear…………
If you want to read more of the story, you can get the eBook for free. just look at me
resource box below.